终于给靓仔拍照了，爱死他了。乖，一会儿补上他的靓照和我们的合照。呵呵

电影《非诚勿扰》一出炉，就得到了大家的青睐，非诚勿扰的经典台词也更是人们模仿效仿的重点，其中，电影开头的葛优的一段征婚启事，更是经典台词中的经典。下面是非诚勿扰电影中征婚启事的英汉对照版

　　你要想找一帅哥就别来了,你要想找一钱包就别见了,硕士学历以上的免谈,上海女人免谈,女企业家免谈(小商小贩除外),省得咱们互相都会失望. 刘德华和阿汤哥那种财貌双全的郎君是不会来征你的婚的,当然我也没有做诺丁山的梦.您要真是一仙女我也接不住,没期待您长得更画报封面一样看一眼就魂飞魄散.外表时尚,内心保守,身心都健康的一般人就行,要是多少还有点儿婉约那就更靠谱了.心眼儿别太多岁数别太小,允许时常有不切实际的想入非非,但三句话就能给轰回现实还不气脑顶多有点儿难为情地咧嘴一笑就该干吗干吗去了.我喜欢会叠衣服的女人,每次洗完烫平叠得都像刚从商店里买回来的一样.说得够具体了吧.

　　

　　If you are looking for a handsome guy or a wallet,don't reply;If you hold a Master's degree or higher, not possible;girls born in Shanghai, not possible;female entrepreneurs(except small business hawker), not possible, so that we don't waste each other's hope. The Andy Liu or Tom criuse kind, ,who are both wealthy and good-looking, would not make an announcement looking for you. Surely, I don't expect a Notting Hill story either. Even if you're indeed an angle, I won't be able to handle you---I don't expect that you looks like that girl on the magazine cover, just one look crushing people's souls.An averge person, with outside stylishness and inside conservativeness,with fit body and mind,will just do, even better if you're beautifully shy. You need not to play too many tricks or be too young, from time to time, you're allowed to have unrealistic dreams, but a few words is enough to get you back into reality without getting you angry--a little embarassed grin at most,and then do what you ought to do. I like a woman who knows how to fold clothes in a way that whenever you finish washing, ironing and folding them, they will look just like when you bought them from stores. It cannot be more specific than this, can it?

　　

　　自我介绍一下,我,岁数已经不小了,日子小康,抽烟不喝酒,留学生身份出去的,在国外生活过十几年,没正经上过学,蹉跎中练就一身生存技能,现在学无所成海外归来,实话实说应该定性为一只没有公司没有股票没有学位的"三无劣海龟".性格OPEN,人品五五开,不算老实人,但天生胆小,杀人不犯法我也杀不了人,伤天害理了自己良心也备受摧残,命中注定想学坏都当不了大坏蛋.总体而言基本上还是属于对人类对社会有益无害的一类.

　　

　　Let me introduce myself for you. I'm a man whose age is no longer small, living a moderately well-off life, who doesn't drink but smoke. I went abroad as a student and spent more than a decade living abroad, but never attended a real education. In wasting time, I learned all sorts of ways to make a living. Now I returned with no achivement at all. To tell you the truth, I should be judged as a "Fake Turtle" without the three--No company, no stocks and no degree. My personality is open;My character is neither good nor bad. I'm not exactly an honest man, but I am without much courage since I was born. Even it is not illegal to kill, I wouldn't kill anyone. My conscience will be tortured by the guilt if I do anything cruel to others.I am meant not to be a villain, even if I try to be one. In general and basically, I'm still one of those who are beneficial and harmless to the mankind and our society.

　　有意者电联,非诚勿扰

　　Contact me by phone, if you're the one.

5月13号

今天第一次听到别人说我显高，而且不是一个人说的，而且立即得到别人的回应，说我看起来有1米7。当时把我乐坏了。（btw：男女生的眼光还真是有很大差别阿）
今天第一次游泳游到了深水区（其实也就1米六而已，但是对于初学者那就很深了，有危险的哦）。而且自我认为算是游泳有点入门了，呵呵，虽然具体细节有待改进。
今天，我竟然抵制住别人请吃大餐的强烈诱惑，乖乖的干正事，虽然事情其实并不那么紧急。
今天，我稀里糊涂的被拉到合唱团，据说这周五就要表演了~~

今天收获好像蛮多的，唯一不足的是很冤枉的被扣了10块钱。

     好久没有跳舞了，而且这周除了打了一次乒乓球，什么运动也没做，感觉浑身都僵了，于是有一种释放的冲动。恰好昨天又是周六，青年公寓又有舞会，我于是欣然前往。不过心里还是有点忐忑不安。因为据我了解和推断，参加舞会的一般都是些舞版的老虫子，我都不认识，而且他们也许更愿意找熟悉的人一起跳，因为人都有选择已知的倾向，而且老虫子们水平普遍比较高，谁都愿意找更高层次的人当自己的舞伴。介于这些考虑，我都有点担心，没准即使去了舞会，也是在那儿被晒鱼干。哎，管他呢，去看看再说了，反正闲着也闲着，听听音乐也好啊！chachacha，let's go!

    到那儿一看，发现人还真是不少啊，不过一眼就看出来了，老虫子比较多，因为他们一般聚集在场地的东北角。再仔细一看，觉得自己有点失策 ，竟然穿着牛仔服，运动鞋，就来参加舞会了！我倒，再看看别的女孩，都是漂亮的舞鞋加精致高雅的舞裙~~~哎，一看我就太业余了.
     一支华尔兹曲子结束了，舞场上的sg，mm们在相互致谢后，纷纷开始下场。这时响起了samba的旋律，好熟悉好亲切啊。这时有人上来邀请，我便欣然同他一起走进舞池。那欢快的节奏，那热情奔放的旋律，让人全身心的投入，体验异国风情的诱惑，感受国际舞蹈的魅力。跟着释放的感觉，踏着明朗的鼓点，让人觉得这个世界好像只有你自己。什么烦恼，什么纠葛，……一切都抛到九霄云外。跟着这旋律跳跃，即使一个人独享也是一件让人兴奋的事。
     一支曲子结束了，但是仍然意犹未尽。虽然这是我第一次和陌生人搭手跳samba（自从学latin以来），而且我学的也不多，但是两个人配合还蛮好，总算不至于糗。

     之后，还有chachacha，rumba，牛仔，呵呵，都跳了几支，不过遗憾的是本人不太会摩登舞，有个gg上来邀请一起跳快华尔兹，我本来不会，由于想学学，就上去了，结果老踩人家脚，真是对不起啊。以后有机会，我也得学学摩登这一套，据说可以提高气质呢。

 什么都不用想，只是跟着欢快的节奏，舞动身体，释放自己……这是人生的一件美事啊！

 下午 跳了3个小时的牛仔和伦巴，呵呵，练到马上就累趴下，一个字爽！

 牛仔又有新感觉了，开始学会放开展现了，脚步也更稳了。

继续努力，回来咱还得在毕业晚会上露一手呢，不能丢人呀，回来被鄙视，呵呵